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Re: New gal in town vrs. wife he he


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Posted by jackinok on February 25, 2011 at 10:53:41 from (162.58.82.136):

In Reply to: Re: New gal in town vrs. wife he he posted by bison on February 25, 2011 at 09:24:22:

hey I AINT SKERRED!Its just that after 38 years I call it RESPECT!yep ,I repect how she can crack three ribs with her bony elbow when you start snoring at a pta meeting.I repect how she can pickup a rock out of the driveway,throw it to get your attention while your mowing the grass and always hit you just above the ear.I respect how fast and hard she can swing a hot 10" skillet when you call the new preacher up for dinner and refer to her lovely meal as "burnt sacrifices".I respect hows she can be talking to some pretty little thing at the makeup counter and she can backhand you knocking two teeth loose and breaking your nose for referring to her "special color" as camoflauge.I respect how she can raise her foot backwards and kick you in the groin with her heel for pinching her on the posterior while she's in front of the mirror simultaniously brushing her teeth,curling her eyelashes,combing her hair , putting on makeup,and talking on her cellphone..She respects me because i'm always so nice and getlemanly and say yes ma'am and no ma'am!!


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