Thus far, we've learned that Mr. Shazam (or whatever) came back from his bomb training in Pakistan, and proceeded to:
1. Use the wrong firecrackers, so they wouldn't go off sequentially to set things off.
2. Lock the keys to his getaway car (and his apartment) in the bomb mobile.
3. Use the wrong kind of fertilizer (non-explosive).
4. Sing like a bird when they picked him up (and is still singing, I understand).
Since this is an ag board, I'm specifically interested in No. 3. I think most of us know what kind of fertilizer will explode when coaxed (but I won't mention it here- if those fools haven't figured it out, I'm sure not gonna help 'em). Has anybody heard just what kind of fertilizer he used?
And that was some great training he got, wasn't it? Sounds like the "Larry, Moe and Curly School of Pyrotechnics." Hope the tuition wasn't too high. . .
1. Use the wrong firecrackers, so they wouldn't go off sequentially to set things off.
2. Lock the keys to his getaway car (and his apartment) in the bomb mobile.
3. Use the wrong kind of fertilizer (non-explosive).
4. Sing like a bird when they picked him up (and is still singing, I understand).
Since this is an ag board, I'm specifically interested in No. 3. I think most of us know what kind of fertilizer will explode when coaxed (but I won't mention it here- if those fools haven't figured it out, I'm sure not gonna help 'em). Has anybody heard just what kind of fertilizer he used?
And that was some great training he got, wasn't it? Sounds like the "Larry, Moe and Curly School of Pyrotechnics." Hope the tuition wasn't too high. . .