O.T. It happened again!!!

plow hand

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Well, I recently aquired a JD A. My wife came home with one of her friends late..Her friend said she wanted a ride on my tractor. I told her she will have to wait till I get running better..The only problem is I just have that single pan seat and I don't know where I should have her sit.. any suggestions?
 
Plow hand, now if she's small enough, put her on yur lap,,,,

But if she isn't,,, then put her on the hood, and give her a pillow to sit on,, and go real slow, now
if that don't work,, then teach her how to drive the tractor, and let her go for a spin,,,,
 
You never mentioned her or your age, but if you have a pulse, I'm a thinking you should be publicly horse whipped for even asking!

Send the wife to Wal-Mart, keep a divorce attorney on speed dial.
 
I forgot to ask if she stood on the drawbar, could you keep the front end down? You know the type that everyone tries to hook me up with! The ones with a nice personality, good natured, never dated, big enough to pull a beer wagon without breaking a sweat.

Maybe-- lets not go there before I get some hate mail, or threatning phone calls.
 
Here is my serious reply. I bought a Buddy-demonstrater seat that seats two side by side. As mentioned by others though your wife might not approve of her riding in your buddy seat. I think the buddy seat was $200. Gues the divorce would be $5000 to $25000. Riding on your John Deere Tracor - Priceless !
 
Get the buddy seat. Teach your wife to drive the tractor and have your wife take her friend for the ride. Maybe they would both enjoy it and you get to justify having the tractor. Always remember if her friends approve, she approves.
 

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