What does it mean when the only two MAILED birthday cards you get are from your: 1) Insurance agent 2) Financial Advisor???????? LOL I know the kids will be over Sunday and all but I found this kind of funny. I guess I should be glad that one of them was not from the funeral home.
- Thread starter JD Seller
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My insurance lady sent me a birthday card last week. It named some things that happened in 1941, and various toys (Slinky, View Master), foods (Cheerios), medicines (penicillin) and etc. that were introduced that year.
It then informed me that in the ensuing period since that August day in 1941 I have drawn 583.4 million breaths; my heart has made 2.72 billion beats; I have blinked 459.2 million times, and I have drunk 1,628 gallons of milk. I really didn't keep count of the breaths, heartbeats or blinks, so I'll just go along with what was reported. As to the milk---they obviously don't know me: I grew up on a dairy farm and I'd drunk 1,600 gallons by the time I was 15. And considering that I still drink two to three gallons a week, I'm way ahead of the curve on that one.
It then informed me that in the ensuing period since that August day in 1941 I have drawn 583.4 million breaths; my heart has made 2.72 billion beats; I have blinked 459.2 million times, and I have drunk 1,628 gallons of milk. I really didn't keep count of the breaths, heartbeats or blinks, so I'll just go along with what was reported. As to the milk---they obviously don't know me: I grew up on a dairy farm and I'd drunk 1,600 gallons by the time I was 15. And considering that I still drink two to three gallons a week, I'm way ahead of the curve on that one.
john in la
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Must be a lot of birthdays this time of year.
My BIL was on the 4th
My wife was on the 6th
And I am today on the 8th
Yea if I think about it 9 months earlier was the cold time of the year.
I told my insurance agent once that I would rather he keep his Christmas and birthday cards advertisement and send me something that tells me how I can lower my bill.
My BIL was on the 4th
My wife was on the 6th
And I am today on the 8th
Yea if I think about it 9 months earlier was the cold time of the year.
I told my insurance agent once that I would rather he keep his Christmas and birthday cards advertisement and send me something that tells me how I can lower my bill.
Straw Boss
Well-known Member
I got a birthday card a month early from the Governor of South Dakota himself.
I thought you only got one of those when your odometer rolls over at 100 years of age.
Instead of sending cash or a certificate good for one nights stay at the governor's mansion,
he just reminded me my drivers license was going to expire next month and I could now renew online.
Thanks, Gov. I appreciated it. (I really did!)
I thought you only got one of those when your odometer rolls over at 100 years of age.
Instead of sending cash or a certificate good for one nights stay at the governor's mansion,
he just reminded me my drivers license was going to expire next month and I could now renew online.
Thanks, Gov. I appreciated it. (I really did!)
ObsoElitist
Member
It means that those who care about you called or visited, and didnt pay someone else to fake sincerity.
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