Advice to young men...............

Goose · Jun 24, 2014

If you take a girl out to dinner and she says she eats like a bird, remember some birds consume their body weight in food daily.

Dave H (MI) · Jun 24, 2014

That'd be my oldest daughter.

Clodbuster · Jun 24, 2014

I once heard from a thin and fit gal's boyfriend: "She doesn't eat much, but she sure can order!"

Alan K · Jun 25, 2014

...and if you mention that at dinner, make sure you are over arms length away.

Dan T in MO · Jun 25, 2014

Don't forget, a buzzard is a bird.

Dick2 · Jun 25, 2014

Also remember that in 20 years, that girl is probably going to look like her mother!

Geo-TH,In · Jun 25, 2014

Yes, no doubt. So RUN FOREST RUN!!!

RLA · Jun 25, 2014

Still night in June,
Stars shining big moon.
In park with girl,
hearts pound heads swirl.
Git hitched me say
She say OK!!!!
Settle down married life
Happy man, happy wife.

Another night in June
Ain"t happy no more
Carry baby walk floor.
Wife mad she stew,
Me mad stew too.
Like one big spat
naggie wife bawling brat.
Me realize at last
Me Move too fast!

Nancy Howell · Jun 25, 2014

Nancy Howell · Jun 25, 2014

plus the length of the frying pan!

uncle henry · Jun 25, 2014

don"t trust a skinny cook

John in Nebraska · Jun 25, 2014

An old farmer once told me, an old bachelor farmer that is, if you're looking to get a calf, take a good look at the cow. He died eating his own cooking.

55 50 Ron · Jun 25, 2014

That line is almost like a line from the old tune "15 cents is all I got".

Anyone familiar with that tune? It has to do with a fellow taking a girl out to eat, she eats a bunch, the bill is way more than the money the guy has. ETC. , ETC.

Ron W.

IH2444 · Jun 25, 2014

(quoted from post at 05:02:45 06/25/14) Also remember that in 20 years, that girl is probably going to look like her mother!

This is the best indicator of how they will look and their attitudes down the road.

Anonymous-0 · Jun 25, 2014

Her eyes was red, her name was Helen
Her head looked like a watermelon
Her hair was long, she had a Toni
Her neck looked like a roll of baloney.

Her teeth stuck out so fer, she didn't have much sense
She could gnaw an ear of corn right thru' a picket fence
Our marriage license cost a quarter
On the TENNESSEE BORDER.

One night I took her out to see what we could see
Just then I saw her husband, and he stood six-foot three
He had brass knuckles all made to order
Now my teeth are scattered on the TENNESSEE BORDER.

Her hair was red, her name was Hanner
Her nose looked like a big banan-er
She weighs so much he had some trouble
He thought that he was seein' double.

He put his arm around her and he tried to hug her
But he couldn't get close enough
'Cause she had too much blubber
She was too fat, he couldn't court her
Now she wears a girdle 'round her TENNESSEE BORDER.

One night I took her out just across the line
She stubbed her toe and fell in a barrel of turpentine
"Young man", (Huh?), "young man", (Huh?),
"Where is my daughter?"
"Well, the last time I see'd her
She was tearin' across the TENNESSEE BORDER."

Homer and Jethro.

Alan K · Jun 28, 2014

Hmm...I forgot about that lol.

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