bobs old iron
Well-known Member
The bond market and interest rates have been downright boring. So let"s discuss the stock market, since that seems to attract the attention of the press all the time anyway. So for Friday"s stock market report:
Helium was up
Feathers were down
Paper was stationary
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading
Knives were up sharply
Cows steered into a bull market
Pencils lost a few points
Hiking equipment was trailing
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline
Weights were up in heavy trading
Light switches were off
Mining equipment hit rock bottom
Diapers remain unchanged
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel
The market for raisins dried up
Coca Cola fizzled
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit
Sun peaked at midday
Balloon prices were inflated
And, Scott Tissue touched a new bottom