Normally I'd say a strong cup of coffee, or even two.
But this morning I learned there's an even better, faster way to get yourself going.
Walking in the snow, down the hill, carrying a bucket of feed for my chickens, walking right along side the electric fence...
... you can see where this is going.
I hit a real slick patch of packed snow - went RIGHT downhill into that #()*&$ fence - four rows of "poly-tape"- fueled by a 50 mile charger - pumping lightning bolts into various parts of my anatomy, once a second until I could free myself.
Good day to choose not to wear a coat or gloves, tough guy.
Maybe somebody can recommend a more effective means of waking up, but for now this will be at the top of my list.
But this morning I learned there's an even better, faster way to get yourself going.
Walking in the snow, down the hill, carrying a bucket of feed for my chickens, walking right along side the electric fence...
... you can see where this is going.
I hit a real slick patch of packed snow - went RIGHT downhill into that #()*&$ fence - four rows of "poly-tape"- fueled by a 50 mile charger - pumping lightning bolts into various parts of my anatomy, once a second until I could free myself.
Good day to choose not to wear a coat or gloves, tough guy.
Maybe somebody can recommend a more effective means of waking up, but for now this will be at the top of my list.
